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A '''waiting room''' is just exactly that: a room where people wait. So what's everyone complaining about? Of course, it's a long wait; you're in the '''waiting room.''' If the clinic or hospital was somehow efficient, it'd be called something like the we'll-be-right-with you room. But it's not. As for [[The VA|the VA]] waiting rooms? Yeah, those are ridiculously long waits. What's that about?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/disney-va-wait-times/ VA Secretary Says Disney Doesn’t Measure Wait Times, So VA Shouldn’t Either: What Do You Think?]</ref> That really needs to be fixed.
'''How a Patient Can Speed Their Way Through the Waiting Room'''
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Easy: develop chest pain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/08/tired-of-waiting-patient-develops-chest-pain-in-er/ Tired of Waiting, Patient Develops “Chest Pain” in ER]</ref> For other incredible advice, read Gomerblog's handheld guide: [http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/bypass-er-waiting-room/ Tips to Bypass the ER Waiting Room]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/bypass-er-waiting-room/ Tips to Bypass the ER Waiting Room]</ref>