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Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the '''Periodic Table of Elements''' is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/replete-potassium/ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium]</ref> Short of this, file the '''Periodic Table of Elements''' under the same category as the [[Brachial Plexus]], [[Krebs Cycle]], and [[Michaelis-Menten Equation]]: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're [[Karen Weaselsnout-Jones]], in which case you probably memorized this.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-spanish/ Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/oxidative-phosphorylation/ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now]</ref> (Gunner.)