Periodic Table of Elements

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Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the Periodic Table of Elements is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?[1] Short of this, file the Periodic Table of Elements under the same category as the Brachial Plexus, Krebs Cycle, and Michaelis-Menten Equation: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're Karen Weaselsnout-Jones, in which case you probably memorized this.[2][3][4][5][6][7] (Gunner.)


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- Bicarbonate

- Menometrorrhagia

- Periodic Table of Pain Meds

- Sodium

- Potassium


References


  1. Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium
  2. Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo
  3. Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle
  4. Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop
  5. Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration
  6. Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor”
  7. Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now


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