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'''Parents''' are those people brave enough to have a child. '''Parents''' are a subset of [[Family|family]] and, generally, are awesome people, especially when it comes to medical care and vaccinations.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/unvaccinated-pertussis/ Adorable Unvaccinated Pertussis-Infected Baby Sues Her Parents (Gomerblog)]</ref> In these instances, '''parents''', for lack of a better term, sorta suck.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/black-friday-crowds/ Breaking News: Injuries Soar as Parents Push Tiny Toddlers Through Black Friday Crowds (Gomerblog)]</ref> At any given opportunity, clinics run by '''parents''' should be closed<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/finally-a-clinic-run-by-parents-whove-done-their-research-opens/ Finally A Clinic Run by “Parents Who’ve Done Their Research” Opens (Gomerblog)]</ref>, '''parents''' who might be anxious or troublesome should be given [[Ativan (Lorazepam)]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/04/medication/ Hospital Approves Giving Parents Medication Before Children’s Surgery (Gomerblog)]</ref>, and '''parents''' who name children based on backwards nouns should be given a hefty [[Eye-Rolling|eye roll]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/eye-roll/ Breaking News: Nurse’s Eyes Get Stuck After Aggressive Eye Roll (Gomerblog)]</ref> For these reasons and also to preserve the sanity of new parents, Congress enacted 80-hour week restrictions for new moms and dads.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/work-restrictions/ U.S. Government Adopts 80 Hour Per Week Restrictions for New Parents (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Related Reading'''
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- [[Baby Aspirin]]
- [[Family]]
- [[Father's Day]]
- [[Mother's Day]]
- [[Hospicillin]]
'''References'''
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[[Category:Medical Terminology]]
'''Parents''' are those people brave enough to have a child. '''Parents''' are a subset of [[Family|family]] and, generally, are awesome people, especially when it comes to medical care and vaccinations.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/unvaccinated-pertussis/ Adorable Unvaccinated Pertussis-Infected Baby Sues Her Parents (Gomerblog)]</ref> In these instances, '''parents''', for lack of a better term, sorta suck.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/black-friday-crowds/ Breaking News: Injuries Soar as Parents Push Tiny Toddlers Through Black Friday Crowds (Gomerblog)]</ref> At any given opportunity, clinics run by '''parents''' should be closed<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/finally-a-clinic-run-by-parents-whove-done-their-research-opens/ Finally A Clinic Run by “Parents Who’ve Done Their Research” Opens (Gomerblog)]</ref>, '''parents''' who might be anxious or troublesome should be given [[Ativan (Lorazepam)]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/04/medication/ Hospital Approves Giving Parents Medication Before Children’s Surgery (Gomerblog)]</ref>, and '''parents''' who name children based on backwards nouns should be given a hefty [[Eye-Rolling|eye roll]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/eye-roll/ Breaking News: Nurse’s Eyes Get Stuck After Aggressive Eye Roll (Gomerblog)]</ref> For these reasons and also to preserve the sanity of new parents, Congress enacted 80-hour week restrictions for new moms and dads.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/work-restrictions/ U.S. Government Adopts 80 Hour Per Week Restrictions for New Parents (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Related Reading'''
----
- [[Baby Aspirin]]
- [[Family]]
- [[Father's Day]]
- [[Mother's Day]]
- [[Hospicillin]]
'''References'''
----
<references />
[[Category:Medical Terminology]]