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The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day (Gomerblog)]</ref> The [[Primary|primary]] objective of the '''Pyxis machine''' is to get in the way of patient care.
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