Pyxis Machine

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The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.[2] The primary objective of the Pyxis machine is to get in the way of patient care.

Pyxis Shows American Pride

July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.[4]

Halloween Pyxis

The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.[5]

Pyxis Surgeon General

On June 23, 2017, the Pyxis Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse Surgeon General Sylvia-Trent-Adams.[6] The two really don't get along.

Related Reading


  1. Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)
  2. Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day (Gomerblog)
  3. Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair (Gomerblog)
  4. Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton” (Gomerblog)
  5. Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway (Gomerblog)
  6. Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)

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