Pyxis Machine

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The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.[2]


Pyxis Shows American Pride


July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.[4]


Halloween Pyxis


The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.[5]


Related Reading


- Call Light

- Da Vinci

- Pager

- Pain is the 5th Vital Sign

- Seven Blunders of the Medical World


References


  1. Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications
  2. Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day
  3. Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair
  4. Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”
  5. Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway


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