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[[File:Angry Turds.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''This angry turd might be angry because he's cold'']]
"'''Cold as crap'''" is a phrase used by someone complaining how cold it is, either outside or in the [[Operating Room|operating room]]. But how cold is crap really? Given that a normal body temperature is 98.6degrees [[Fahrenheit 451|Fahrenheit]], crap is more likely to come out hot than cold. Cold crap, then, should only result in a patient that is hypothermic. So perhaps if a person has been in the arctic tundra or the [[Sub-Zero Operating Room|operating room]] long enough it can lead to cold crap. Studies at both the [[Mayo Clinic]] and [[Cleveland Clinic]] will test this hypothesis this coming winter.