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"'''Cold as crap'''" is a phrase used by someone complaining how cold it is, either outside or in the [[Operating Room|operating room]]. But how cold is crap really? Given that a normal body temperature is 98.6, crap is more likely to come out hot than cold. Cold crap, then, should only result in a patient that is hypothermic. So perhaps if a person has been in the arctic tundra or the [[Sub-Zero Operating Room|operating room]] long enough it can lead to cold crap. Studies at both the [[Mayo Clinic]] and [[Cleveland Clinic]] will test this hypothesis this coming winter.
'''More on Defecation, Please!'''
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* [[Bowel Prep]]
* [[Brain Fart]]
* [[Colonoscopy]]
* [[Diarrhea]]
* [[Fartlek]]
* [[GoHEAVILY]]
* [[Morning Poop]]
* [[Rectify]]
* [[Sh*ts and Giggles]]
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
"'''Cold as crap'''" is a phrase used by someone complaining how cold it is, either outside or in the [[Operating Room|operating room]]. But how cold is crap really? Given that a normal body temperature is 98.6, crap is more likely to come out hot than cold. Cold crap, then, should only result in a patient that is hypothermic. So perhaps if a person has been in the arctic tundra or the [[Sub-Zero Operating Room|operating room]] long enough it can lead to cold crap. Studies at both the [[Mayo Clinic]] and [[Cleveland Clinic]] will test this hypothesis this coming winter.
'''More on Defecation, Please!'''
----
* [[Bowel Prep]]
* [[Brain Fart]]
* [[Colonoscopy]]
* [[Diarrhea]]
* [[Fartlek]]
* [[GoHEAVILY]]
* [[Morning Poop]]
* [[Rectify]]
* [[Sh*ts and Giggles]]
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
