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'''Ophthalmologists''' specialize in ophthos (or eyes, in layman terms). These surgical specialists are fond of words with an excessive number of consonants. They are found mostly in private practice and over the years have developed a pathological fear of inpatient medicine<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmologist/Ophthalmologist Accidentally Agrees to See Inpatient Consult]</ref>. Ophthalmologists are also commonly referred to as "[[Eye Dentist|Eye Dentistseye dentists]]." '''References'''----<references />
[[Category:Ophthalmology]]