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# On September 1, 2015, hospital administrator Chaz Moneybags had gotten so used to '''patient satisfaction surveys''' that he asked his sexual partner to fill out a survey out of habit.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/hospital-administrator-2/ Hospital Administrator Gives Partner Post-Coital Satisfaction Survey Out Of Habit]</ref>
# On November 11, 2015, Lord Have Mercy Hospital created a Rapid Satisfaction Team to ensure that high Press Ganey scores were achieved with speed and efficiency, irrespective of standards or appropriateness of care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/rapid-response-satisfaction-team/ After Rapid Response, Hospital Administration Organizes Rapid Satisfaction Team]</ref>
# On November 17, 2015, a Seattle Radiology department decided to replace the radioactive tracer-labelled fried eggs on gastric emptying studies with radioactive tracer-labelled Cinnabon, which has subsequently led to an in crease increase in patient satisfaction scoresand new-onset diabetes.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/radiology-departments/ ‘Nuclear Cinnabon’ Improves Radiology Department’s Patient Satisfaction Scores]</ref>