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# On January 27, 2016, Nurse Tara Noluck fell victim to low patient satisfaction scores despite the fact they were filled out by schizophrenics' voices.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/patient-satisfaction-forms/ Schizophrenics’ Voices Get To Fill Out Patient Satisfaction Forms]</ref>
# On February 26, 2016, the decreased quality of life among administrators including [[CEO|CEOs]] led to the creation of [[Administrator Satisfaction Survey|CEO-specific administrator satisfaction surveys]], stating that to truly to make a difference in medicine "we need to understand the people whose opinion matters most!"<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hospital-ceo-pay/]</ref>
'''The Future of Surveys'''
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Health care providers are fed up with '''patient satisfaction surveys'''. Many good providers are leaving health care entirely. There are rumors circulating that the remaining providers are working closely with Navy SEAL Team Six in order to neutralize Press Ganey, Gallup, and any other patient satisfaction entity that poses a threat to evidenced-based medicine.