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'''Recent Events'''
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#On October 8, 2013, a study published in the renowned peer-reviewed journal ''Barney and Friends'' revealed that fourth graders with '''Google''' access diagnosed and treated patients better than new medical student graduates.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/10/study-4th-graders-google-better-doctors-96-new-medical-student-graduates/ Study: 4th Graders with Google Better Doctors Than 96% of New Medical Student Graduates]</ref>
#On August 13, 2015, '''Google''' opened its first hospital, '''Google''' Medical Center, with the purpose of helping "patients who disagree with their regular doctor's clinical diagnoses" and "pursue the diagnosis they have Googled on the internet, no questions asked."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/google-medical-center/ Google Medical Center Opens]</ref> Thanks to '''Google''' Medical Center costs through unnecessary testing and antibiotics have soared to record new levels, ensuring that the medical system, along with a healthy dose of [[Burnout|burnout]] in health care professionals, implodes into a fiery mess.
#On October 7, 2015, Gomerblog reported that God's miracles had reached an all-time low in part due to His reliance on '''Google'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/prayer/ Prayer Unsuccessfully Healing Patients Because God is Using Google]</ref>#On September 15, 2016, '''Google''' continued to implant makes its mark impression on health care felt when it won the right to prescribe medications, effectively cutting out the middle man known as [[Physician|physicians]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/prescriptive-authority/ Medicine Changed Forever After Dr. Google Granted Prescriptive Authority]</ref>
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#Did you know what were the top medical Google searches of 2015? If not, read [http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/top-medical-google-searches/ Gomerblog's expose]. <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/top-medical-google-searches/ Top Medical Google Searches of 2015]</ref>
#Did you know United States Secretary of Education Betty DeVos plans on teaming up with '''Google''' to create millions upon millions of charter '''Google''' schools of medicine and nursing?