London Bridge is Falling Down

"London Bridge is Falling Down" is a traditional English nursery rhyme about London Bridge falling down, being found down, and eventually needing a work-up for altered mental status. Physical therapy and occupational therapy are eventually consulted for deconditioning, though the final stanza always catches everyone off guard.

Lyrics

There are many version of the nursery rhyme, but the following rendition is the one most often cited during hospital stays:

London Bridge is falling down

Falling down, falling down

London Bridge is falling down

My fair lady

London Bridge has been found down

Been found down, been found down

London Bridge has been found down

My fair lady

Coumadin has been reversed

Been reversed, been reversed