Milk-Alkaline Battery Syndrome

Milk-alkaline battery syndrome is defined by the high intake of milk products and alkaline batteries, leading to elevated calcium, zinc, and manganese levels.

Causes

Insanity: why are you taking batteries PO?

Treatment

Stop drinking milk^[1]^[2]^[3]
Stop talking calcium supplements
Stop eating batteries

Additional Topics

- PTHrp

References

↑ New Study Shows Father’s Breast Milk Improves Babies’ Intelligence over Mother’s Breast Milk (Gomerblog)
↑ Santa Claus Aspirates Milk, Cookies after Ignoring NPO Guidelines (Gomerblog)
↑ Milk Fat Prolongs Survival of Government Dietary Recommendations (Gomerblog)

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[1] New Study Shows Father’s Breast Milk Improves Babies’ Intelligence over Mother’s Breast Milk (Gomerblog)

[2] Santa Claus Aspirates Milk, Cookies after Ignoring NPO Guidelines (Gomerblog)

[3] Milk Fat Prolongs Survival of Government Dietary Recommendations (Gomerblog)

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