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''That same day, at Chuck's insistence, we stoped outside the room containing the woman who was to make Chuck famous throughout the House. "Now, this is the most amazin' thing," said Chuck, "I was called down to the E.W. to see this whale. She'd been seen already by Howard, by Mad Dog, and by Putzel. She was lyin' there, not breathin' worth shit, and nobody could figure out why not. Well, I went in there and did my [[Physical Exam|exam]]. I say to myself, Not breathin', eh? Hmm. Better have a look in her mouth. I opened it up and looked in. Damn! I say, what's that big old green thing in there? So I put on about four pairs of [[Disposable Glove|gloves]] and I reach on back down in there, and this is what I foun'."''
''He took out a specimen [[Swear Jar|jar]] in which was a large sproud sprout of broccoli.''
''"Broccoli!" said the Bruiser, with one of his rare correct answers.''
''"Doin' great, ain't she?" asked Chuck.''
''"A real wavesave," said the Runt.''
''"What are you doing for her?" asked Jo.''