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Stick of Butter

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'''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider'''

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PROVIDER (''~~Provider (~~after walking into room''): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?''

PATIENT (''~~Patient (~~removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites''): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.''

PROVIDER (''~~Provider (~~disgusted, almost nauseous''): Do you snack like that often?''

~~''Patient~~PATIENT: I sure do!''

~~''Provider~~PROVIDER: So I see you've come in with [http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ congestive heart failure].''

~~''Patient~~PATIENT: It always flares up! Do you know why?''

[[Category:Food & Nutrition]]

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