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Magic cats suck
Magic Cat - A cat maintained in a long term care facility that (who?) has developed the ability to detect which resident is next to punch out. The magic cat indicates the selection of the patient by large amounts of closeness and cuddling reminiscent of the girlfriend of one of your colleagues. When the magic cat is effective, the dying patient is now further alarmed by the cat's non stop attention. When the magic cat is just mooching food, the probably non-dying patient is now further alarmed by the cat's non stop attention.
Magic cats tend to lick their anus immediately prior to nuzzling you clean hands with their snout.
[[Category:Magic Cat Prognostic Failure]]
Magic cats tend to lick their anus immediately prior to nuzzling you clean hands with their snout.
[[Category:Magic Cat Prognostic Failure]]