Magic Cat - A '''magic cat''' is a prognostic cat maintained in a long term longterm care facility that (who?) has developed the ability to detect which resident is next to punch out. The '''magic cat ''' indicates the selection of the patient by large amounts of closeness and cuddling reminiscent of the girlfriend of one of your colleagues. When the '''magic cat ''' is effective, the dying patient is now further alarmed by the cat's non stop nonstop attention. When the Of note, '''magic cat is just mooching food, the probably non-dying patient is now further alarmed by the catcats'''s non stop attentiontend to lick their anus immediately prior to nuzzling your clean hands with their snout.
Magic cats tend to lick their anus immediately prior to nuzzling you clean hands with their snout.[[Category:Internal Medicine]][[Category:Magic Cat Prognostic FailureNursing]]
