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'''Coffee'''<ref>The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet. http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/</ref> is a magical elixir drank by 99.9% of health care providers to keep awake through the reality that is our careers. It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena. What matters is that '''coffee'''<ref>Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken. http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/</ref> does the joband feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings. Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe!