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'''II.''' Gomers go to ground.
'''III.''' At a [[2015 ACLS Algorithm|cardiac arrest]], the first procedure is to take your own pulse.
'''IV.''' The patient is the one with the disease.
'''V.''' [[Society Hospital Medicine|Placement ]] comes first.
'''VI.''' There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with #14 needle and a good strong arm.
'''VII.''' Age + BUN = [[Lasix (Furosemide)|Lasix]] dose.
'''VIII.''' They can always hurt you more.
'''XI.''' Show me a BMS who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet.
'''XII.''' If the radiology resident and the BMS both see a lesion on the [[Chest X-Ray|chest X ray]], there can be no lesion there.
'''XIII.''' The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible.