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'''Check Your Balls''' is a Christmas carol sung to celebrate both the holidays and men's health.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref>
'''Lyrics'''
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''Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!''
''Did I look for lumps and bumpies, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Size and shape and consistency, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Self-exam a merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Best in warmth when they’re descended, Fa la la la la la where’d they go?''
''Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!''
''Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!''
[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
[[Category:Urology]]
'''Lyrics'''
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''Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!''
''Did I look for lumps and bumpies, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Size and shape and consistency, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Self-exam a merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Best in warmth when they’re descended, Fa la la la la la where’d they go?''
''Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
''Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!''
''Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!''
[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
[[Category:Urology]]