Check Your Balls
Check Your Balls is a Christmas carol sung to celebrate both the holidays and men's health.[1]
Lyrics
Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!
In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!
Did I look for lumps and bumpies, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Size and shape and consistency, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Self-exam a merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Best in warmth when they’re descended, Fa la la la la la where’d they go?
Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!
Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!
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