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#On November 22, 2016, the '''CDC''' reminded Americans on Thanksgiving that "“friends don’t let friends drive drunk on gravy" and issued a new blood gravy content chart.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving]</ref>
#On February 1, 2017, the '''CDC''' threw in its two cents and told Americans that, if you can help it, you should avoid catching HIV or infections in general. Because, you know, they're bad.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/cdc-hiv/ CDC Recommends Against HIV, Infections in General]</ref>
#On February 10, 2017, the '''CDC''' built upon the foundation laid by the recommendations they made earlier in the month and stated that they recommend against all human creatures, stating humans are "disgusting creatures" that only exist to spread disease and illness.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/cdc-human-interaction/ CDC Recommends Against All Human Interaction]</ref>