Simplified Tanner Stages
From Gomerpedia
The simplified Tanner stages are a simplification of the original Tanner staging system used to describe physical development in children, adolescents, and adults.
Genitals (Male)
- Tanner I - One genital
- Tanner II - Two genitals
- Tanner III - Three genitals!
- Tanner IV - Four genitals!!
- Tanner V - Five genitals!!!
Breasts (Female)
- Tanner I - One breast
- Tanner II - Two breasts
- Tanner III - Three breasts!
- Tanner IV - Four breasts!!
- Tanner V - Five breasts!!!
Pubic Hair (Male & Female)
- Tanner I - None
- Tanner II - 5 o'clock shadow
- Tanner III - Resembles back hair
- Tanner IV - Occasionally gets caught when zipping pants
- Tanner V - Sasquatch