Stapler
From Gomerpedia
A stapler is an inanimate object found at the nurses station that can not only join pieces of paper together by driving a staple through them, but also is a great thing to yell at in frustration when no one else is around, but you need to yell and all you can focus your anger on is a stapler because, damn it, working in health care is hard and sometimes you just need to scream. At a stapler. F**k you, stapler[1]!
References:- ↑ The 7 Stages of Grief When Faced with an Admission. http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/7-stages-of-grief/