Correlatus clinicus
From Gomerpedia
Correlatus clinicus is a recently discovered species of radiologists found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with human beings.[1] If they see the sun, they die.[2] To compensate for the lack of light, Correlatus clinicus have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the greatest of ease.
Related Topics
- Clinical Correlation
- Chart Biopsy
- Pneumonia
- Radiology's Circle of Tests
- Schmutz
- Sunlight
- X-Rays
- XXX-Rays
References
- ↑ New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight (Gomerblog)
|
Fun Stuff
|
