The Sanford Guide to Antimicrobial Therapy
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The Sanford Guide to Antimicrobial Therapy is a handheld reference on the treatment of infectious diseases written in size 0.00000006 font. It can only be read and understood by infectious diseases specialists or anyone with a high-powered microscope. Because if it is read by anyone else, it causes paroxysmal migraines with intractable nausea and vomiting.