The Sanford Guide to Antimicrobial Therapy
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The Sanford Guide to Antimicrobial Therapy is a handheld reference on the treatment of over 40 bajillion infectious diseases, and it is written in illegible size 0.00000006 font. It can only be read and understood by infectious diseases specialists or anyone with a high-powered microscope. If read by anyone else, it causes paroxysmal migraines with intractable nausea and vomiting.