Hansel and Gretel
From Gomerpedia
Hansel and Gretel is a well-known fairy tale published in 1812 about German pediatric interns who are also brother and sister. In this whimsical tale, Hansel and Gretel are kidnapped by an evil program director and kept in an evil hospital made out of cake, candy, MRSA, C. difficile, and other delicious treats. Hansel and Gretel eventually survive and graduate residency.