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[[File:Gideon Pillow and Winfield Scott.jpg|500px|thumb|right]]
In real life, a '''pillow''' is (usually) a rectangular cloth stuffed with soft materials like feathers or [[4" x 4" Gauze|gauze]], used to support the head when lying down, napping, or sleeping. In a health care system, a '''pillow''' is a cheap, dirty, bed bug-infested, white, rectangular cloth stuffed with hard materials like granite or lead, used to misshapen the noggin of an a patient or unsuspecting health care professional when he or she is blessed with a moment to lie down. That being said, patients' '''pillows''' are without question more comfortable than '''pillows''' found in [[Call Room|call rooms]], which are becoming more and more reminiscent of ancient torture chambers.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/medieval-dungeon/ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/timeout-cage/ Intern Put Into Timeout Cage to Think About What She Did (Gomerblog)]</ref>