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''It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the [[Holysystolic Murmur|chaplain ]] he fell madly in love with him. Yossarian was in the hospital with a pain in his [[Liver Exam|liver ]] that fell just short of being [[Reynolds' Pentad|jaundice]]. The doctors were puzzled by the fact that it wasn't quite jaundice. If it became jaundice they could treat it. If it didn't become jaundice and went away they could [[Discharge Sonnet|discharge ]] him. But this just being short of jaundice all the time confused them.''