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[[File:Person in Bathroom Stall.jpg|300px450px|thumb|leftright|''"Can't I sh*t in peace?! Stop paging me!!"'']]
''"I was on the toilet and from six flights down, in her communications bunker, the page operator scored a direct hit: DR. BASCH CALL EMERGENCY WARD FOR AN ADMISSION, DR. BASCH..." - The House of God'' A hospital '''bathroom''' is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry, though ultimately you will be paged because it was some sort of magnetic vortex that attracts the [[Pager|paging gods]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout(Gomerblog)]</ref> or get hammer [[Page|paged]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom(Gomerblog)]</ref> After a good cry, the '''bathroom''' provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing. If you see one of those [[Joint Commission]] signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving. '''Related Reading'''----* [[Bathroom Break]]* [[Foley Catheter]]* [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot to Pee]* [[Nurses Station]]* [[Potty Mouth]]* [[Potty Party]]* [http://theoatmeal.com/blog/public_toilets Public Toilets]* [[Renal Failure]]* [[Urinary Tract Infection]]
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