17,195
edits
Changes
no edit summary
[[File:Coca-Cola Logo.jpg|450px400px|thumb|right]]
Produced by The '''Coca-Cola''' Company, '''Coca-Cola''' is a delicious carbonated soda that proves that immediate gratification is worth the long-term diabetes.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/diabetic-complications/ Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/pepsi/ Coca-Cola Lashes Out, Reveals What Happens 1 Hour After Drinking Pepsi (Gomerblog)]</ref> Though it is well-known that the current formula for '''Coca-Cola''' is a well-kept secret, it clearly contains, at minimum, some combination [[High Fructose Corn Syrup|high fructose corn syrup]], [[Table Sugar|table sugar]], [[Caffeine|caffeine]], and a blatant disregard for public health.
'''If You're Gonna Have a Coke, You Might as Well Have Some...'''
----