Coca-Cola

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Produced by The Coca-Cola Company, Coca-Cola is a delicious carbonated soda that proves that immediate gratification is worth the long-term diabetes.[1][2] Though it is well-known that the current formula for Coca-Cola is a well-kept secret, it clearly contains, at minimum, some combination high fructose corn syrup, table sugar, caffeine, and a blatant disregard for public health.


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References


  1. Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications
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