Cinnabon
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Cinnabon is an American purveyor of cinnamon rolls and diabetes. It is joint consensus between nutritions and physicists that there is enough caloric power in a Cinnabon, if lit, to cause a nuclear explosion. It is slowly replacing radiolabeled fried eggs during gastric emptying studies.[1] Most recently, Cinnabon has piloted a brand new product called the Insulinabon.[2]
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References
- ↑ ‘Nuclear Cinnabon’ Improves Radiology Department’s Patient Satisfaction Scores
- ↑ Cinnabon Creates New Insulin Rolls: Insulinabons
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