FOBT
From Gomerpedia
A test used to check stool samples for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the FOBT is a freakin' outrageous butt test because the patient was rude enough to not make their BRBPR overt, as in melena or hematochezia. And if you can find someone that carries the developer to actually perform the test, it's your lucky day. Go buy a lottery ticket.[1][2][3][4]
Related Tests
- BRBPR
References
- ↑ Following $2 Million Lottery Win, Doctors Still in Debt (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Doctor Wins Lottery: Patient List Free of Jerks, A**holes (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Hoping for a Powerball Miracle, Healthcare Providers Across America Drafting Resignation Letters (Gomerblog)
- ↑ With No Powerball Winner, Millions of Healthcare Professionals Begrudgingly Show up to Work (Gomerblog)
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