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Eye Roll-Induced Strabismus

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The most extreme form of [[Strabismus|strabismus]], '''eye roll-induced strabismus'''' (or '''ERIS''') is a condition by which a nurse eye roll leads to the complete realignment of the eyeballs such that the eyes stare into their own optic nerve and brain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/eye-roll/ Breaking News: Nurse’s Eyes Get Stuck After Aggressive Eye Roll]</ref>


'''Management'''
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Short of a good deed performed by an [[July Intern|intern]] that prompts an anti-eye roll to restore the eyeballs into their original positions, surgery is the often first line. Post-operatively, most ophthalmologists recommend the selective use of an eye patch when encountering [[Nincompoop|nincompoop]].


'''Related Reading'''
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- [[Argyle Robertson Pupils]]

- [[Artificial Tears]]

- [[Cataracts]]

- [[Cones]]

- [[Eye Candy]]]


'''References'''
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[[Category:Ophthalmology]]