17,195
edits
Changes
God
,no edit summary
[[File:Cima da Conegliano, God the Father.jpg|450px|thumb|right|''"Still nothing on that prior auth?! UGH!!!"'']]
In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and [[Omnipotent|omnipotent]]. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from God and His wrath when He is filling out paperwork or staffing new consults.<ref>Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)</ref>
'''More Reading'''
----
* [[Chick-fil- A]]* [[Christmas]]* [[The Divine Colonoscopy]]- * [[Eye Dios Mio!]]* [[Holysystolic Murmur]]* [[Hope]]- * [[I Will Always Love You (Song)]]* [[HopeIs there a church or chapel within this hospital?]]* [[Jerusalem Artichoke]]- * [[L'Chaimlich Maneuver]]* [[Pastorization]]* [[Pontificate]]* [[Surgeon]]- * [[Temple]]* [[Tickle Me Jesus]]
[[Category:Pastoral Care]]
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]