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* '''Gomer City''' is the capital of Gomertopia
* The official flag of '''Gomer City''' is a white pillow case<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pillow/ Intern Describes Patient’s Pillow as Soft, Nontender (Gomerblog)]</ref>* The official motto of '''Gomer City''' is "[[Laws of the House of God|GOMERS DON'T DIE]]"<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/quizzes/laws-of-the-house-of-god/ CME: Do You Know the Laws of the House of God? (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/2016-updated-house-of-god-rules/ 2016 Updated Laws of the House of God (Gomerblog)]</ref>* The official languages of '''Gomer City''' are Babble and Incoherence, with many being bilingual<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/ Sweet Little Old Lady Has Impressive Vocabulary of Profanity (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/dementia/ Pleasantly Demented Woman Drops Cutest Little F-Bombs (Gomerblog)]</ref>
* The official body fluids of '''Gomer City''' are drool, urine, and loose stool
* The official activity of '''Gomer City''' is sundowning<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/combative/ Combative Little Old Lady Requires Record-Breaking 11-to-1 Sitter (Gomerblog)]</ref>* The official medications of '''Gomer City''' are Tylenol, [[Ativan (Lorazepam)|Ativan]], and [[Haldol (Haloperidol)|Haldol]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/sedated-spread/ New Haldol Creamy Spread Added to Emergency Room Sandwiches (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/laughter-best-medicine/ Breaking: Ativan is the Best Medicine, Laughter Falls to Sixth (Gomerblog)]</ref>* The official ulcer of '''Gomer City''' is a stage 4 sacral decub<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/stage-5-pressure-ulcer/ Wound Care Nurse Calls Pressure Ulcer a Rare “Stage 5” (Gomerblog)]</ref>
* [[SNF]]
* [[Turf]]
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