Hand Dryers

Hand dryers are expensive machines that blow microorganisms off of your hands forever. Way easier to use than, say, water, soap, and paper towels.^[1]

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↑ Researchers: If Washing Hands Won't Remove All Germs, Blowing Them Off at High Speeds Will

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[1] Researchers: If Washing Hands Won't Remove All Germs, Blowing Them Off at High Speeds Will

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