Hand Dryers

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"Gee, I hope this thing doesn't blow my skin, muscles, or hand off"

Hand dryers are expensive machines that blow microorganisms off of your hands forever. Way easier to use than, say, water, soap, and paper towels.[1][2]

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  1. Researchers: If Washing Hands Won't Remove All Germs, Blowing Them Off at High Speeds Will (Gomerblog)
  2. Powerful New Hand Dryer Can Dry, Detach Hands in 8 Seconds (Gomerblog)

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