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''Medicine'': Why yes, and how are you to-
 
''Medicine'': Why yes, and how are you to-
  
'''Surgeon''': Can you consult?  You know, for '''medical management'''.
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''Surgeon'': Can you consult?  You know, for '''medical management'''.
  
'''Medicine''' ([[Eye-Rolling|rolls eyes]]): And what medical problems do they have?
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''Medicine'' ''([[Eye-Rolling|rolls eyes]])'': And what medical problems do they have?
  
'''Surgeon''' (after long pause): None.  (Awkward pause.)  If you could see them now, that's be great.  Thanks.  ''(Hangs up.)''
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''Surgeon'' ''(after long pause)'': None.  ''(Awkward pause.)'' If you could see them now, that's be great.  Thanks.  ''(Hangs up.)''
  
'''Medicine''': FML.
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''Medicine'': FML.
  
 
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[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]

Revision as of 12:55, 25 February 2017

Medical management is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problem.


A Common Conversation


Surgeon: Are you Medicine?

Medicine: Why yes, and how are you to-

Surgeon: Can you consult? You know, for medical management.

Medicine (rolls eyes): And what medical problems do they have?

Surgeon (after long pause): None. (Awkward pause.) If you could see them now, that's be great. Thanks. (Hangs up.)

Medicine: FML.


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