Difference between revisions of "Pupillary Exam"
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| − | From GomerBlog's masterpiece ''Physical Exam Tips: The Eye''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/physical-exam-tips-the-eye/ Physical Exam Tips: The Eye]</ref>: | + | From GomerBlog's masterpiece ''Physical Exam Tips: The Eye''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/physical-exam-tips-the-eye/ Physical Exam Tips: The Eye (Gomerblog)]</ref>: |
''Observe the pupils: size? shape? symmetry? sexy? Anisocoria means something, as does miosis and mydriasis. Say the words “Argyll Robertson” out loud and see if the pupils react. Turn off the lights, bring out the candles, put on some Miles Davis, and shine your favorite penlight app into each pupil since regular [[Penlight|penlights]] really, really suck. Note the direct reaction, consensual reaction, sensual reaction, and sexual reaction.'' | ''Observe the pupils: size? shape? symmetry? sexy? Anisocoria means something, as does miosis and mydriasis. Say the words “Argyll Robertson” out loud and see if the pupils react. Turn off the lights, bring out the candles, put on some Miles Davis, and shine your favorite penlight app into each pupil since regular [[Penlight|penlights]] really, really suck. Note the direct reaction, consensual reaction, sensual reaction, and sexual reaction.'' | ||
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* [[Eye-Rolling]] | * [[Eye-Rolling]] | ||
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* [[Ping Pong Balls]] | * [[Ping Pong Balls]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:09, 5 December 2017
From GomerBlog's masterpiece Physical Exam Tips: The Eye[1]:
Observe the pupils: size? shape? symmetry? sexy? Anisocoria means something, as does miosis and mydriasis. Say the words “Argyll Robertson” out loud and see if the pupils react. Turn off the lights, bring out the candles, put on some Miles Davis, and shine your favorite penlight app into each pupil since regular penlights really, really suck. Note the direct reaction, consensual reaction, sensual reaction, and sexual reaction.
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