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'''Testicles''' are the oval-shaped [[Sperm Whale|sperm]]-producing organs in males contained within the scrotum. Because ''testes'' hang like ''icicles'' off a roof, that is how the name '''testicles''' came to be. The '''testicles''' are meant to be loved and caressed. Any trauma to the '''testicles''' will elicit the well-known and much-maligned testiculosoprano reflex, in which a male's normal voice jumps 8 octaves to express the discomfort and pain. For this reason, the United States Preventative Services Task Force (USPSTF) released guidelines recommending against getting kicked in the [[Amazeballs|balls ]] repeatedly<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/u-s-preventive-services-task-force/ USPSTF Recommends Against Getting Kicked in the Balls Repeatedly]</ref>. The [[American Urological Association]] also recommends to "Check Your Balls" every holiday season.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref>
'''Fun Facts'''
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Did you know an octopus has 8 '''testicles'''? Wow! And that it's possible to sweat one's balls off?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/patient-literally-sweats-his-balls-off/ Patient Literally Sweats His Balls Off]</ref> '''Gomerpedia Tips'''----Never, ever wear skin-tight [[Pants|jeans]] or say goodbye to your '''testicles'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/left-testicle-tight-pants/ Hipster Loses Left Testicle Due to Excessively Tight Pants]</ref>