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'''Tom Price''' is an orthopedic surgeon and current Secretary of Health and Human Services. But don't let that new title fool you: he still likes [http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/bones/ bones].
#'''Price''' was confirmed by the Trump administration's Senate as the new secretary on February 10, 2017. '''Price''' hit the ground running, announcing several tasks listed high on his priority list: consulting Medicine for medical management and naming [[Ancef (Cefazolin)|Ancef]] our national antibiotic.
#On February 11, 2017, '''Price''' prophylactically stabilized the 128-year-old Washington Monument by placing an [[External Fixator|external fixator]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/washington-monument/ Secretary Tom Price Places Ex-Fix on Washington Monument]</ref>
#On March 1, 2017, a secretary for '''Price''' said that he was unable to answer questions because he's in the middle of a case.
#On March 2, 2017, Americans admit they aren't surprised '''Price''' can't detect America's pulse: he's an orthopod.