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The Onion reports that the numerous attempts by the Republican-led Senate to eradicate Obamacare has led to the creation of an multi-drug-resistant health law.<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/experts-warn-repeated-attempts-eradicating-obamaca-56549 Experts Warn Repeated Attempts At Eradicating Obamacare May Have Created Ultra-Resistant Super Law (The Onion)]</ref> Probably wouldn't have happened if they used vancomycin and Zosyn instead.