Difference between revisions of "Karen Weaselsnout-Jones"
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| − | '''Karen Weaselsnout-Jones''' is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Krebs cycle | + | '''Karen Weaselsnout-Jones''' is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Krebs cycle] and [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ brachial plexus].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle]</ref> As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' [[Whispered Pectoriloquy|soliloquys]] can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a [[Supply Closet|supply closet]] and throw away the key. |
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Revision as of 13:16, 1 March 2017
Karen Weaselsnout-Jones is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the Krebs cycle and brachial plexus.[1][2] As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' soliloquys can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a supply closet and throw away the key.
Other Things The Snout Might Talk About That We Don't Want to Hear About
- Acid-base disorders
- Amino acids
- Gluconeogenesis
- Her personal life
- Oxidative Phosphorylation[3]
- Renal tubular acidosis
- Requests for letters of recommendation
- Glucose-alanine cycle
- The Michaelis-Menten equation
- Einthoven's hendecagon
References
- ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo
- ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle
- ↑ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now
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