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#On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode]</ref>
 
#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref>
 
#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref>
 
#In early November 2015, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref>
 
#In early November 2015, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref>

Revision as of 13:14, 3 March 2017

Brock Hammersley is an orthopedic surgeon.


Notable Events in the Life of Brock


  1. On August 20, 2016, Hammersley only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.[1]
  2. On August 27, 2016, Hammersley was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.[2]
  3. In early November 2015, Hammersley played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.[3]
  4. On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, Hammersley was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.[4]
  5. On January 11, 2017, Hammersley repaired his Medicine colleague's stethoscope by slapping on an ex fix.[5]
  6. On January 17, 2017, Hammersley admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.[6]
  7. On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, Hammersley declared that day "National Bone Day."
  8. On February 21, 2017, Brock Hammersley wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with RVR and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.[7]
  9. On March 10, 2017, Hammersley will be presenting a Grand Rounds at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."[8]


References


  1. Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode
  2. Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker
  3. Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight
  4. Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
  5. Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
  6. Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
  7. Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps
  8. Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today


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