Difference between revisions of "Brock Hammersley"
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| + | #On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref> | ||
#On July 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/epic-consult-once-upon-a-time/ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time”]</ref> | #On July 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/epic-consult-once-upon-a-time/ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time”]</ref> | ||
#On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode]</ref> | #On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 13:39, 3 March 2017
Brock Hammersley is an orthopedic surgeon.
Notable Events in the Life of Brock
- On April 16, 2016, Hammersley was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.[1]
- On July 16, 2016, Hammersley undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."[2]
- On August 20, 2016, Hammersley only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.[3]
- On August 27, 2016, Hammersley was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.[4]
- In early November 2015, Hammersley played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.[5]
- On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, Hammersley was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.[6]
- On January 11, 2017, Hammersley repaired his Medicine colleague's stethoscope by slapping on an ex fix.[7]
- On January 17, 2017, Hammersley admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.[8]
- On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, Hammersley declared that day "National Bone Day."
- On February 21, 2017, Brock Hammersley wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with RVR and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.[9]
- On March 10, 2017, Hammersley will be presenting a Grand Rounds at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."[10]
References
- ↑ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking
- ↑ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time”
- ↑ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode
- ↑ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker
- ↑ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight
- ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
- ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
- ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
- ↑ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps
- ↑ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today
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