Difference between revisions of "Eggplant"
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'''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option. | '''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option. | ||
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Revision as of 08:20, 25 July 2016
Eggplant is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. Eggplant is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.[1] A refrigerator is a much better option.
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